"Like ???that kid is totally going to slam the front of his teeth into that wall,??? ???that girl is going to jump on top of that other girl???s ice cream cup, breaking her hand in the process, and there will be a *Scene*,??? and ???we should probably get the hell out of here before the traffic picks up, i.e. an ambulance is blocking the exit.??? These appraisals were hardly from a caring place, oh" . . . .