. . . "He gives me a tube of some sort of cream and leans into my ear and tells me he holds the patent on female Viagra and to have a little fun with my boyfriend tonight.??? ???Perv,??? Lily mumbled. ???I handed it right back to him and said, sweet as pie, ???Honey, one look at you and I know your girlfriend probably needs this more than me.??? ??? ???Ha!??? Lily ripped a page out of the magazine and he" .