. . "If there is such a thing as hell, and if I am destined to go to hell, and if hell is customized for each individual, I will find myself spending eternity applying painters' tape to inaccessible and/or dangerous places such as the baseboards behind toilets and the ceiling above the shower.I did one coat on Saturday; one coat on Sunday; and put two coats on the baseboards today (which took forever w" . .