. . . "Yes, it is the day before Columbus day, and no, I am not entirely sure why it is a holiday except for the fact that apparently on 10/10/10 you are supposed to get together with good friends, break the dishwasher, thus be required to wash every dish by hand, harass instectosauraus, allow your children to watch shows that are not educational, experiment with martinis, eat double squash soup (and a whole" .