And chipped a tooth. -Janeane GarofaloLast night, I dreamed I ate a 10-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up, the pillow was gone. -Tommy CooperBasically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself. -Dave BarryIn elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in single-fil