Eloping spoiled me - I really wished there was an eloping-like version of pregnancy where you could just appear with a baby and not have to deal with all the social pressure and insanity in the 9 months prior.posted by Maarika at 6:17 PM on April 9, 2014 [3 favorites] We regret not having eloped (we had a small wedding - 75 people including us and the preacher and his wife).