DrAbeFroman says: December 9, 2008 at 11:41 am We at the American Mustache Institute (http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/) believe beards to be disturbing as they are inferior forms of facial hair constituting the ???????spousal compromise.??????? This is the half-way meeting point between the utter weakness of the clean-shaven mortal and the sheer power of the mustached American.