I am not a Simmons-basher -- for me, the fact that he actually watches sports and enjoys them keeps him well ahead of a good 3/4 of all other sportswriters -- but I have to admit, the Sports Gal's rant in this past Friday's football picks column is the best thing I have read on his page in months:As you can tell, I have a short fuse after nine months of carrying a living being; biting my tongue just