THE VATICAN MICROWAVE! (Known to holy insiders as as The Vaticave!) After all, they argued, Christianity is a religion in which the figurehead of the faith literally asks his followers to eat him. <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c36REgNWPOo/Tv5KVN3hgyI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/7_sB-nMD2Qw/s1600/IMG_3230.JPGSo,">http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c36REgNWPOo/Tv5KVN3hgyI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/7_sB-nMD2Qw/s1600/IMG_3230.JPGSo,</a> with the press of a few buttons: doot! doot! doot! (the Vaticave's microwave buttons are crazy loud-- lik