My toungue rests on the annoying clunky spiral metal band every day, feeling the bumps of glue, getting agitated at the slightest hint of tartar and every piece of corn, nut, apple skin, raisin, popcorn, orange juice pulp and a thousand other types of food that will get stuck there, underneath the metal band, and takes hours to remove with strange mini-tootbrush-toothpick widgets.