They???ll think it???s fun and you???ll pick up a few valuable seconds in your day.??? If you have a flat tire, just keep driving, moron.??? Speed-pray.??? See if you can find a combination manicurist-proctologist.??? Keep a razor in your car so you can shave your legs while stuck in traffic.??? How about this for a bedtime story: Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived happily ever after