Now if you will excuse me, I need to go rescue some terrorists from Gitmo and then rape a few Boy Scouts while simultaneously teaching them Evolution.posted by Avenger at 4:10 PM on June 17, 2008 [1 favorite] But, seriously, how does a site with crappy products on both sides of the aisle suddenly become a damning condemnation of conservatism and anyone who has ever voted for anyone other than Obama?