It is a documented fact that crab fries contain approximately -7% crab (give or take 7%) but Apple Jacks do not taste like apple and nobody seems to have a problem with that, so get the fuck over it.Anyway, what this dish actually is is a wonderful marriage of crinkle-cut french fries (usually cooked to perfection, crispy outer skin with mashed potato-like innards), seasoning (mostly Old Bay, but t