Not President Obama (he is fiscally irresponsible!), not Joe Biden (he does not wear pants!), not Ted Kennedy (he is a drunk!), not Jimmy Carter (he is out of touch!), not Nancy Pelosi (she is had Botox!), not Harry Reid (he is anonymous!), not Keith Olbermann (he is a girl!), not Anderson Cooper (he is gay!), and especially not John Edwards (he has a sex tape! he cares too much about his hair!).