So, until such time as all music comes stickered with warnings like 'YOU COULD JUST GIVE YOUR MONEY STRAIGHT TO THE CHARITY THIS CD SUPPORTS, Y'KNOW' or 'THIS SONG WILL MAKE YOUR TEETH ITCH IN A WEEK'S TIME', or even worse 'YOU will not REMEMBER WHO THIS PERSON IS BY THE SUMMER', I say let's just forget about the Christmas No.1 and focus on a real achievement that everyone can really get behind.