ly changes her kids' diapers once a week, because on the box, it says good for up to 20 pounds.She watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.It takes her three days to watch 60 Minutes.It takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.She asked directory assistance for the number to 911.She thinks that Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.Oh, I have a ton more, but they are dumber than these...Hope you all enjoy