f douchebags like ashida kim, a bad bay area rock band, numerous tom- dick- and- harrys who took one of his classes when i was 12! and an eccentric british author (please, again, tell me, what the **** does that guy have to do with count dante other than loosely basing one of the characters in his book on him?) i mean, come on. yeah it is REALLY a film about myth and urban legend and blah blah bl