by andyinasia ?? Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:44 am Topic didn't specify jokes, right?Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.The problem with the youth of today is that they listen to music that???s younger than the women they sleep with.Some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. -- CamusSamuel Beckett: I can not go on.