If I shut my ears to the silly voice, each time I hear it, the rest of the song is as sweet as an overdose of saccharin, and I can almost visualise a lovely real Christmas tree sparkling with baubles and lametta in front of my eyes - with a food table laden with goodies such as a huge roast turkey, crackers, red serviettes, and a rather handsome silver punchbowl full of mulled & spiced red wine.5.