| http://www.w3.org/ns/prov#value | - It was during my bar mitzvah lessons with Mrs. Goldstein, the gonzo haftorah coach, that I realized that all that bible and god stuff was a load of hooey, but I went through the motions nonetheless, in my rented tuxedo from Zeller's Formals, a black brocaded number reminiscent of tacky wallpaper.In addition to smorgasbords, bar mitzvahs of this type featured menus where all the dinner items were l
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