nd he said, with a grin/As he wiped off his chin/If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!.]]** The limerick? [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket There is dozens with that starting line]].** Once:-->'''Barney:''' ''(doing handsprings)'' [[MajorGeneralSong I am the very model of a modern major general!]]\\'''Homer:''' he is nothing! ''(doing cartwheels)'' There once