twofreegerbils ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-] >be at party, drinking >girlfriend just dumped me, trying to forget about it >said it was because of my ED, as if I could help it >some lightweight is stumbling around >spills his ******* beer on me >just sort of stand there like wtf >time to go home I guess.. >out of nowhere the lightweight jabs out like he is gonna hit my stomach >it was a fake and he comes