| http://www.w3.org/ns/prov#value | - I want to see Jamie Moyer back on this contract:1) League Minimum2) Can only pitch when the Phillies are down by 5 or more runs3) Whenever he pitches, he must wear a Super Grover costume, to reflect his role: enthusiastic, never gives up, and not particularly effective at what he does.I kid, of course, but how cool would it be if we all shouted SUUUUPER MOYER whenever he came out of the 'pen?
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